Jeremys say the Darnest Things...

One of the best selling items of all time, are anything that has "Bush-isms" in them. We find something funny about a man who is not eloquent in his speaking. I would like to introduce the first chapter of what I hope will be the next big seller... Jeremy-isms. I dare say that they are just as funny, if not funnier than anything George has said. And without any further delays, may i present you 10 quotes straight from the mouth of my hubby....

• "Go past the Inverted Speed Bump" When giving directions to someone who needed to pass a dip in the road

• "I could almost be a vegetarian" "But you don't like vegetables" "Oh Yeah" When he saw a piece of fat on his chicken (Yes, he is a picky eater)

• "Let's play it by year" Instead of let's play it by ear"

• "We are in the same vote" Instead of ... well, if you don't know maybe you and Jer are really in the same boat.

• "Hello! My name is Jeremy. I am bald and fat." How he often introduces himself.... he says it breaks the ice
  

• "Oh Bob!" What he whispered to me one night when we were dating and making out ... don't worry, it ruined the mood =)
  

• "It's not rocket scientist" When describing how to do something to his friend Aaron

• "You are so cute!" In a little baby voice as he was speaking to one of the babies while calling one of his friends. His friend answered at that moment and quietly said "thank you."

• "Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-..." When answering the phone one time and attempting to say "yo, yo yo." He began stuttering and could not stop!

• "Keep it up Patrick!" When I was scratching his back one evening while he was half asleep. WEIRD!

Hopefully these original quotes make you laugh as much as they make me laugh. Feel free to add any personal moments that you have had with Jeremy that could be included in my new book: Jeremy-isms. I am anticipating volume 2 to be out by Fall. And now, I leave you with one last quote that sums up how I feel about Jeremy. From the wise words of a prank call my friend Amanda and I received our freshman year of college, "I love my babies' Daddy, I'd never let him go."